Leave it to the food industry to continually innovate new ways to enable you to cut out certain ingredients without giving up any of the junk food that eats your soul as you eat it. Yes, Pizza Hut is selling gluten-free pizza, which can be washed down with a bottle of gluten-free Coors.

+ NPR on Minifasting: How Occasionally Skipping Meals May Boost Health. I would try this, but unfortunately I’m abstinence intolerant.

+ In other news, too many of you are taking a daily dose of aspirin, you’re supposed to be guzzling copious amounts of bone-broth, and those bottles made out of BPA-free plastic disrupt brain-cell growth and are tied to hyperactivity.