“The residents of Green Bank, West Virginia, can’t use cell phones, wi-fi, or other kinds of modern technology due to a high-tech government telescope. Recently, this ban has made the town a magnet for technophobes, and the locals aren’t thrilled to have them.” The Washingtonian takes you to the town without WiFi. (“I’m gonna drive you straight to Green Bank” is the new “I’m gonna turn this car right around.”)

+ Nilay Patel welcomes you to the revenge of ’90s Internet. Facebook is the new AOL.

+ Mat Honan: Never Buy a Phone Again. (Don’t worry, tablets are still OK.)