“If they had stopped writing all this stuff about us, there would be no controversy left in the band and we probably would have died out years ago. They don’t know that they’re still responsible for us being around today.” This is how you remind me that your hate has saved Nickelback

+ The Secret Life of String Cheese.

+ Venice is about to ban rolling suitcases with noisy wheels.

+ “During that period, your body takes a bit of a pounding. Fresh food is very important.” Bloomberg: Rock stars ditch Jack Daniels for quinoa. Either way, I’d puke.