NYC authorities recently announced a change that will mean an end to arresting people for possessing small amounts of marijuana. Coincidentally, Woody Harrelson was the host of SNL.

+ We’re running out of chocolate.

+ “A two-time Krispy Kreme Challenge winner has managed to run two miles to Krispy Kreme, stop and eat 12 doughnuts, then run two more miles in only an hour.” Add in a blender and you’ve got yourself the perfect energy and performance drink.

+ “What is being referred to as the sheep incident has shaken up Fresno State after a student heard noises coming from a barn … The unidentified student responsible for the deed told police he had drank alcohol and was stressed out about a midterm.” Uh, that must have been a hell of a test.