We know that Omar Gonzalez easily made it over the White House fence, but I’m a little surprised he didn’t trip over the giant metaphor that stood between him and the front door of what we thought was the world’s most secure home. The LA Times shares one of the many Secret Service failures that allowed the intruder to make it inside: “A canine handler who could have stopped him sooner was on his cellphone taking a personal call without his radio earpiece in.” Hopefully, he was talking to a prospective employer.