They were all set for their biggest media moment. They were going to interview the President of the United States. But first, they needed to find just the right ferns. GQ‘s Amy Wallace on the rise of Funny or Die and the making of the most powerful Internet mogul of the year … Will Ferrell.

+ Looking for a nice family home? The one where the Corleones lived on Staten Island is up for sale. (I recommend negotiating with Fredo.) Not in the market for a house? Well, you can at least score a Marlon Brando jacket.

+ The world’s tallest man and the world’s shortest man met.

+ A shopper tried to steal a chainsaw by slipping it into his pants. In other words, Florida.

+ And finally, a responsive yoga mat with built-in sensor technology designed to improve your yoga practice. (We’ve lost our minds…)