The Bottom of the News

According to the AP, “shy bladder sufferers want DirecTV to stop airing a television ad where a ‘painfully awkward’ actor Rob Lowe says that he can’t urinate in public.” I’m guessing that filing this complaint won’t make it any easier to go…

+ The Daily News with the headline of the day: “Iggy Azalea suffers wardrobe malfunction when pants split during Bar Mitzvah show.” (Now a lot of people probably feel bad for just getting the kid a gift card…)

+ “Mum thinks I’m an idiot. Dad’s not too proud either.” Those seem like reasonable parental reactions to a son who decided to pretend to surf on a whale carcass surrounded by sharks.

+ Ten maps that explain the midterm elections.