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Starting next year, Starbucks will deliver your coffee right to your desk. (CEO Howard Schultz just took another page out of the crack dealers’ guide to scaling your business.)
+ People always say that scratching an itch makes it worse. And they’re right.
+ “Apart from a car accident at the age of eighteen, when he overturned his car while driving under the influence of alcohol … Osment’s journey through adolescence into adulthood has been free of major indiscretion.” How Haley Joel Osment Survived Being a Child Star. (Now we’ll see if he can survive an article on how he survived as a child star.)
+ PSA: Hello Kitty Con is coming.