“I’m so mad. I am burning my Florida mom action figure in protest.” Bryan Cranston can complain all he wants, but Toys R Us is pulling the dolls based on characters from Breaking Bad. (I’m glad I got my Cheech and Chong dolls before everyone got so uptight…)

+ No seriously. Enough with the coconut water.

+ Taylor Swift hit number one on the Canadian iTunes charts with eight seconds of static. (You’ll have to insert your own joke. My kids read this.)