“I want them to think of all the amazing things that video games have done, and can do, because that means we get to keep playing more games. But as long as you hemorrhoidal gunt stains continue this asininity, they won’t, and it makes me want to pick you all up collectively and shake you until your rectum leaks out what little brains you possess because you’re so effing dumb.” Former NFL player (and longtime gamer) Chris Kluwe would like to explain why Gamergaters piss him off. (And I probably pulled his most family-friendly quote.)

+ Clickhole: “A summary of the Gamergate movement that we will immediately change if any of its members find any details objectionable.”

+ Pew is out with its latest findings related to online harassment. “Fully 73% of adult internet users have seen someone be harassed in some way online and 40% have personally experienced it.” And 12% of people who have experienced online harassment said it involved a family member. (And it’s almost the holiday season!)