“As art goes, Robin Thicke’s Paula is … the musical equivalent of a Facebook friend who refuses to stop overdoing it on tequila slammers and ranting about the demise of their relationship. It’s messy, it’s generally grammatically incoherent, it’s humiliating for everyone involved.” And even with all that going for it, apparently it’s not that good.

+ The tightness of today’s mens pants is enough to give anyone the bell bottom blues.

+ Lindsay Lohan has sued the makers of Grand Theft Auto for making a character like her.

+ Pizza joint owners are being extorted for Bitcoin.