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“The bitch of it is there’s no planned obsolescence. When people say, ‘I’ve got my grandmother’s pan,’ I say, ‘That’s not helping me a damn bit.'” It’s not easy being in the cast iron business. (I’ve always preferred Valyrian Steel.)

+ Andy Samberg returns to SNL and brings a killer digital short. Don’t miss the DJ known as Davvinvii.

+ Looking for the latest crop of eligible singles? You might want to try a site called Farmers Only. Meanwhile, back at the ranch…