“Forget about the dainty lord ringing for his cup of tea. The butlers of today serve paranoid money managers, manor-owning supermodels, Chinese celebrities, and horny sheiks. And they all have stories — horrible, hilarious, sometimes hooker-fueled stories — that they never get to tell, because nobody talks to the butler. Until now.” There are more billionaires than ever and the job market for butlers is looking good. GQ’s David Katz takes you inside the world of the real butlers of the .001 percent.