“I’m not required to be able to lift objects weighing up to fifty pounds. I traded that for the opportunity to trim Satan’s pubic hair while he dines out of my open skull so a few bits of the internet will continue to work for a few more days.” For those who want a little more realistic (and more funny) view of the Internet scene than the one found in the HBO show, here’s a programmer explaining why programming sucks. “All programming teams are constructed by and of crazy people.” (This article was suggested by Andrew Norcross, the guy who coded the NextDraft publishing system. Hey wait…)