Adding to the list of related lawsuits, some former Buffalo cheerleaders are suing their NFL employers for violating several labor laws (and for repeatedly exposing them to Bills’ football). As part of the complaint, we’re given a rather disturbing glimpse into the General hygiene & lady body maintenance section of the cheerleaders’ handbook.

+ “Bands normally choose a genre of music to play before they start writing songs. You, for some reason, chose a genre of literature: mystery.” From McSweeney’s: I’m sick of being blackmailed into playing bass for your band.

+ The Netflix of Coffee. Forty-five bucks for all you can drink in a month. This offer should come with a straight jacket.

+ As you undoubtedly know, today is World Penguin Day. Here are 21 facts about penguins that you might not know.