Scientists have found that elephants can differentiate between human languages, and know to move away from those speakers who are perceived to be a threat.

+ Going deep on the connections between humans and animals: Do Elephants Have Souls?

+ Do lobsters feel pain? It’s not clear. (But if you listen closely, you can hear melting butter scream.)

+ Speaking of animals, if you’re stupid enough to make a dog do a kegstand, don’t also be stupid enough to share that experience online.