“So, let’s step outside and handle this like two grown men who happen to collect Star Wars figurines.” From McSweeney’s: I hope you enjoy this artisanal knuckle sandwich.

+ 7 ways to be the most interesting person in the room (this is a bit redundant for NextDraft readers.)

+ Forget game theory and Jeopardy. How do you win at Wheel of Fortune? (My parents and I often bonded over our shared contempt of those players who purchased unnecessary vowels.)

+ BBC: The hazards of urban skiing.