Donald Trump is at it again. Every election season, he flirts with the idea of running for office (this time, he’s talking about the NY gubernatorial race). And each time, after getting his required fix of attention, he ends up not running. He’ll never actually run for office. He’s a lunatic, but he’s not crazy. Buzzfeed’s McKay Coppins spent a weird 36 hours on the fake campaign trail with Donald Trump.

+ “As a result of my efforts to help injured bicyclists by calling 911, I was, in short order: separated from my friend, violently tackled, arrested, taken to county jail, stripped and left in a solitary cell. I am writing this story because, if it could happen to me, it could happen to you.”

+ A Virginia judge struck down that state’s ban on same-sex marriage. “Eighteen court decisions have addressed an issue of equality based on sexual orientation, and equality has won every single time.”