Last night, I made my kids sweep the entire house by convincing them they were Curling. Aside from that, most of the Olympics talk in my house has been about “The Eye.” Finally, after several days of (inexplicably) going on the air, Bob Costas will sign off until his infected eyes get better.

+ I have no idea if it’s affecting the outcomes, but American athletes still can’t get their Chobani yogurt.

+ Canadians have figured out a way to have their beer to themselves by way of a vending machine that only dispenses brews to those who have a Canadian passport.

+ “GQ’s Jeff Ruby: “There comes a moment in every sports fan’s life when he realizes he’s older than the athletes he’s watching. It happens without warning — and it cuts deep.”