“The egging incident marks the latest clash between the pop star and his neighbors, who have accused him of throwing loud parties and speeding through the neighborhood.” Justin Bieber has been detained and his home is being searched in connection with a felony egging case. (At his age, at least he doesn’t have to worry about the cholesterol.)

+ Paying at the pump: The government overpays for everything. Even penis pumps.

+ Zach Galifianakis to star in FX comedy from Louis C.K. (Seriously, what more could you people want?)

+ French President Francois Hollande is embroiled in a steamy and increasingly public affair. So his approval numbers are going up.

+ The beginning of the end: Artisanal Toast.