There’s been a lot of debate about whether or not Santa is white. Well, if you live in Los Angeles, there’s a decent chance that Santa is a woman who is “an adult industry toy consultant and sexuality specialist” and whose sleigh is a motorcycle. In more ways than one, this is the feel good story of the day.

+ The war on Christmas is actually being waged by climate change. For example, if Santa lived at the North Pole, he would have drowned by now.

+ A sociologist studied Christmas gifts, and here’s what he learned.

+ 18 facts about your favorite Christmas TV specials.