From PandoDaily’s Hamish McKenzie: “A Washington DC woman who caught what very much appears to be two male hookers using her apartment as a base for their ‘erotic massage’ service is reconsidering her use of Airbnb.” This is the problem with the sharing economy. You have to share your stuff.

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+ Vancouver is banning the doorknob.

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