Hippocrates supposedly once said: “A physician without knowledge of astrology has no right to call himself a physician.” That may sound crazy to today’s doctors. But can your birthday actually tell us something about your health? “Depending on whether you were born in the spring, summer, fall, or winter, you could have a higher or lower risk for: schizophrenia, multiple sclerosis, sleep disorders, Type 1 diabetes, bipolar disorder, and allergies, among others. The season of your birth also seems to affect how long you live.” From The Atlantic’s 09/20/1985 (also known as Elijah Wolfson), here’s more on your zodiac sign and your health. Give me your sign, stat.

+ How will a stock do on its opening day? That could depend on how pronounceable its ticker symbol is (I think I’ll still continue to make my decisions based on my broker’s birthdate.)