Following a pregnant pause that swept the Internet, Toronto mayor Rob Ford admitted that he has purchased illegal drugs. And in what has to be a world’s first, he managed to make a city council meeting interesting.

+ Now that everyone is eating Greek yogurt, sales are leveling off. What does that mean? More products made out of Greek yogurt.

+ The court case involving Alec Baldwin and his alleged stalker is pretty incredible so far. Fame can suck.

+ Huh means the same thing almost everywhere.

+ The football coach who never punts.