We have too many patents. We have too many cat stories on the Internet. But we can still use a list of 12 bizarre cat-related patents, including my two favorites: device for restraining a cat and another device for restraining a cat.

+ The U.S. military is working to create an Iron Man suit.

+ Mexico’s drug cartels love social media.

+ Two planes collided, but everyone survived. All the passengers were all skydivers. Here’s the video. (It’s getting harder and harder to go viral.)