The Bottom of the News
Dolphins are jerks. Sea otters are horrible. And don’t even get me started on penguins. Slate’s Brian Switek breaks down the reasons why some of the cutest animals are actually major a-holes. (But don’t worry. Humans are still the worst…)
+ Heinz just hired the former CEO of Burger King. So McDonald’s is dropping Heinz.
+ 2:16pm. According to some researchers, that’s the exact best time for you to drink your coffee.
+ Twenty songs you might not know were covers.
+ From XKCD: 20th Century headlines written to get more clicks. (Or 14 Phrases That Will Blow Your Head Clean Off!)