The Bottom of the News

The Atlantic takes a look at several recent studies to try to determine why you look like your pet. Now I’m sorry I bought that blowfish.

+ Where did the fear of poisoned Halloween candy come from?

+ A woman rode a horse to the DMV. And to anyone who’s ever been to the DMV, that probably makes perfect sense.

+ According to a study, men walk slower when they’re in love. I don’t want to brag or anything, but I barely move.