“Mr. Simpson was in the house totally nude and went outside naked while his neighbor was watering her grass. Then his wife ran out of the house trying to cover him with a towel.” Yes it’s 2013. But the FCC is still fielding numerous complaints by television viewers who are offended by The Simpsons. And the person who lodged this complaint is only 3.9 people away from you….

+ The untold history of Starbuck’s Pumpkin Spice Latte. (Who says investigative reporting is dead?)

+ Abraham Lincoln was really into infographics.

+ The worst thing ever to happen to local news: Mike Myers’ wife had a baby.