Today’s science news is dominated by discoveries from the Higgs boson to fusion. But those aren’t the only advances worth noting. Here’s a look at seven absurd inventions inspired by SkyMall.

+ Is every Tom Hanks movie part of one epic story? If so, I’m pretty sure he cheated on his volleyball a few times.

+ You’re walking down the street and you see a large, red beer fridge. The beers are cold, and they are free. As long as you’re Canadian.