No one seems to be willing to say whether this story had a happy ending or resulted in a croak, but I’m sure it’s going viral as a cautionary tale in the frog world. What happens when a frog takes a rest next to a launching spacecraft? This….

+ Mental Floss: 11 common words with very specific meanings on food labels.

+ Congress has finally figured out a way to improve favorability numbers: Get out of town.

+ The British Science Association has given the Blobfish the title of the world’s ugliest animal. I don’t know. After a few beers, it doesn’t look half bad.