A study suggests that kids who consume a lot of soda tend to be more aggressive and violent. “Children who consumed at least four servings of soda per day were twice as likely than those who didn’t drink any soda to display aggressive violent behaviors – such as destroying other people’s belongings, starting physical fights and verbally attacking other children.” So now you know you need to give your own well-behaved children at least five servings of soda a day just to deal with all these other aggressive kids.

+ Once soda-guzzling kids are done beating each other up, they grow up to be sweet, vibrant grandfathers. Introducing Coke, part of your healthy lifestyle.