Tough News to Swallow
Strike That Reverse It
— Willy Wonka
Today in health and nutrition: Fish oil is good for you, unless it’s really bad for you. Diet drinks make you gain weight. Quinoa is excellent for your health, but there isn’t enough of it, so too bad. And a study found benefits in delaying the severing of umbilical cord. Now I don’t feel so bad about refusing to sever mine for decades.