Alec Baldwin has vowed never to Tweet again because “it’s just another chink in your armor for people to come and kill you.” Doing an interview to explain that you want to be out of the public eye is like going to BevMo to quit drinking.

+ From Chartgirl: Guys, stop pissing off Alex Baldwin.

+ Why don’t hotels give you toothpaste?

+ Think you’re hot. This dude ran through Death Valley dressed as Darth Vader.