“Humans are also far more likely to ‘literally cannot right now.’ I have never met an automaton that literally could not, though I have met some that theoretically would not and hypothetically might want to stop.” McSweeney’s takes on the Google memo: I’m a Google manufacturing robot and I believe humans are biologically unfit to have jobs in tech.

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