“The world is a desperately sad and dispiriting place at this particular moment, and we all need to make time for self-care. This year, three beers and and the new Frank Ocean simply will not do. You need more. You need the highest-possible dosage of cheese.” Dave Holmes makes an impassioned defense of extremely bad Christmas movies.

+ In case Christmas movies don’t provide the healing you need, try watching 4,000 rabbis attempt the Mannequin Challenge.