NY Mag breaks it down: Kids Are Tiny, Judgmental Snobs When It Comes to Morality. The other night at bedtime, I asked my eight year-old daughter if she ever wishes she had a different daddy. She replied: “No, not really. I just wish you’d change.”

+ How unsanitary is double-dipping?

+ Pour some pickle juice out. Carnegie Deli is closing at the end of the year.

+ And if you missed it yesterday, my latest Medium piece seems to have hit a nerve: He’s Trying to Lose.