“I was like ‘I can’t believe it’s happened again.’ I looked down and I’ve seen a few little legs come from around the rim.” The first six words of this headline are upsetting enough. But the seventh word really takes it to a new level: Spider bites Australian man on penis again.

+ Proposing during a live-shot on the Yankees scoreboard might seem a little bit like a cliche. But not when you drop the ring.

+ LaCroix Seltzer is all the rage these days. But a negative analyst report sent the stock price of its parent company way lower. In retrospect, maybe it wasn’t a good idea to pick the stock ticker symbol, Fizz.

+ Worried about reports that Samsung washing machines have been exploding? Relax. Just use the gentle cycle.