Forget Ali Frazier and The Thrilla in Manila. The most anticipated three-fight showdown in history is coming in just a few weeks. And the presidential debate moderators have been named. Lester Holt will manage the mic in the first matchup on September 26. If the federal government put these things on Pay-Per-View, we could wipe out the national debt. (It will be a huge disappointment if Michael Buffer doesn’t introduce the candidates.)

+ The FBI has released a lot of documents and interviews related to the never-ending Hillary Clinton email scandal.