“It’s all a little peculiar, at least in the sense that words are supposed to mean something. Imagine ordering a ‘hamburger’ that contained a bun and some lettuce, with chicken, marinara sauce, and basil Mad-Libbed between.” Something Weird Is Happening With Caesar Salads.

+ “A woman brought a man in a wheelchair into a South American bank and attempted to take out a loan in his name – but the man had been dead for hours.” (The loan scam didn’t work, but they were able to sell him some shares of DJT.)

+ Ever heard of the The Mariko Aoki Phenomenon? It’s when you walk into a bookstore or cafe and immediately have to go to the bathroom. (I get this sensation every time I leave my house…)