“The man, referred to as Mr T. in court documents, was fired by Paris-based Cubik Partners in 2015 because he refused to take part in team-building activities and weekend social events, which his lawyers argued included ‘excessive alcoholism’ and ‘promiscuity.'” Man Wins 7-Year Legal Battle To Not Have To Be ‘Fun’ at Work. (I’m fighting for the same right at home.)

+ “While the company markets its Velveeta Shells & Cheese as being ‘ready in 3 1/2’ minutes, Amanda Ramirez says that’s only the amount of time each cup needs to be microwaved — and that the actual preparation process, from stirring in water to letting the cheese sauce thicken, takes longer.” A Florida woman sues Velveeta, claiming its macaroni takes longer than 3 1/2 minutes. Hopefully, it won’t take that long to throw this garbage out of court.