“Adults can claim a complimentary joint of marijuana in Washington state this week when they receive a COVID-19 vaccine shot.” (Anyone who calls it a “joint of marijuana” doesn’t want a joint.)

+ “But he made a catastrophic error during his ersatz toilet break: He failed to even pretend to use the toilet. The chair umpire issued a code violation for unsportsmanlike conduct because, as I confirmed with an ATP spokesperson, the line umpire who escorted him off the court reported that Sinner had not used his break for its intended purpose.” Giri Nathan in Racquet on those momentum-breaking bathroom breaks in pro tennis. The Deuce Court.