As a person who primarily identifies as Jewish and Pro-Carb, I have to say, I feel seen. Now I want to feel fed. Joe Biden stops motorcade on return from church to buy bagels from trendy bakery. I don’t know if unity is possible, but if it is, it will take a dude who scores bagels on the way home from church.

+ Target joins Costco in dropping coconut milk brand over forced monkey labor allegations. (Isn’t that what Toobin got fired for?)