“On the topic of combining eating with horseback entertainment, I’ll start with the obvious: effluvia. It doesn’t matter how ‘majestic’ or ‘stalwart’ they are, or if you insist on calling them ‘steeds’; horses piss, and the evidence was in the air as we took our seats in the arena.” Miranda Kaplan: Knights, Horses, and…Hummus? An Evening at Medieval Times.

+ Bloomberg: Cannabis Smoking Associated With Higher Sperm Count. (This gives new meaning to the phrase, contact high…)

+ If a typewriter repairman’s career can survive the internet era, so can yours.