“The cow escaped from a slaughterhouse on Fourth Avenue near 16th Street in Park Slope and hoofed it to the Prospect Expressway and then south towards Prospect Park, police sources said.” A Rogue calf was captured after running loose in Brooklyn. (Onlookers were able to pick the calf out of the Park Slope crowd because it had no beard.)

+ WaPo: She claimed tall, blond aliens kidnapped her as a child. Now she’s running for Congress.