“The rancher pulled his horse, Long John, out of his trailer and chased down 22-year-old Victorino Arellano-Sanchez, roping him by the ankle and dragging him across the parking lot.” Here’s a headline you don’t see often: Cowboy Lassos Fleeing Bike Thief in Walmart Parking Lot

+ “These three campaign gurus for Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio have had some time to reflect on their loss to The Donald. And do they ever have stories to tell.”

+ Although I am a fan of the produce in question, I’ll admit that NPR raises a valid question. Celery: Why?

+ My favorite news curator went out to edit the Internet and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.