“In an ideal world, I would take the next 1,000 children born, randomize them into two different groups, and have half of them eat nothing but fresh fruit and vegetables for the rest of their lives.” (My kids would somehow end up in the Doritos group). We can’t run life-long tests like that. And that’s one of the big reasons why (almost) everything you know about food is wrong.

+ The Daily Beast: Sorry, Vegetarians: There’s a Cauliflower Shortage.