In Australia, a guy got backstage at a concert by altering a band’s Wikipedia page and then convincing a security guard that we was related to a member of the band.

+ Dive-Bombing Squirrels Have Injured 8 People in the Bay Area. And so it begins…

+ Recently spotted in Portland: Hipster Santa.

+ It’s been a long week. If you need a little break, I recommend taking 27 seconds to join GQ as they present: Pro wrestler defeats opponent with the power of his amazing penis.