In a potentially massive merger, AB InBev plans to make a bid for SABMilller; a deal that would combine the world’s two largest players in the space and bring all the world’s worst beers under one roof.

+ Quartz: This is what the family tree of beer companies will look like if AB InBev acquires SABMiller.

+ Merger or no merger, I do sort of want to try a can of Metallica Beer. (I have a feeling it will taste a little like James Hetfield.)