This is officially the last moment to order your NextDraft Internet Superhero T-shirt from Cotton Bureau (my favorite shirt site). I don’t make any profit on these shirts, I just want to see my head on your boobs.

+ Syndicated via Kottke: RIP Mr. Burns, Smithers, and Ned Flanders. Harry Shearer is leaving The Simpsons.

+ “Jansrud — an energetic blend of scientist and sprite — gives herself a hickie with a vacuum cleaner, narrates over a simulated masturbation demonstration, and reveals the science behind orgasm. Other videos in the series cover topics like pimples, menstruation, and body hair and breast growth.” Welcome to sex ed class, Norway style. (Reading this made me realize that it’s probably time for me and my son to have the talk about the birds and the bees and the incognito browsing.)

+ ScienceMag: Rats forsake chocolate to save a drowning companion. (I’m not sure if this test was intended to show that rats have empathy, or to show that humans don’t.)

+ A one year-old’s view of social media.