“You are born to a mother and a father — or at least that’s how it should be. I call children of chemistry, synthetic children. Rented uterus, semen chosen from a catalog.” So said Domenico Dolce, as he and Stefano Gabbana made some surprising comments about parenthood. Their opinions aren’t just silly, they’re bad for business. Elton John is leading a boycott of the company. I didn’t see this conflict coming. And I guess that’s why the call it the news…